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A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home in the backwoods of Maine Every summer, he would invite one friend or another to stay with him there for a week or twoOne summer he invited a Czechoslovakian friend to visit him The friend, happy to get anything free from a lawyer, eagerly agreed When the time came, they spent a wonderful time, getting up early every morning and enjoying the great outdoorsOne morning, as the lawyer and his Czechoslovakian friend were picking raspberries and blueberries for their breakfast, they were approached by two huge bears--a male and a femaleThe lawyer noticed them in time to run for cover His friend, however, was not so lucky The male bear reached him and swallowed him wholeSeeing this, the lawyer ran back to his Mercedes and raced for the nearest town to get the local sheriff The sheriff grabbed his hig h-powered rifle and raced back to the berry area with the lawyer All the while, he was plagued by visions of lawsuit from his friends family He just had to save his friendLuckily, the bears were still there "Hes in THAT one!" cried the lawyer, pointing to the maleThe sheriff looked at the bears, leveled his gun, took careful aim, and shot the female"What did you do that for?!" exclaimed the lawyer, "I said he was in the other bear!""Exactly," replied the sheriff "Would you believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the male?"

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