All that Hubert needs over there is a gal to answer the phone and a pencil with an eraser on it.
The secret of being miserable is to have the leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not. The cure is occupation.
I have never been able to conceive how any rational being could propose happiness to himself from the exercise of power over others.
To be capable of steady friendship or lasting love, are the two greatest proofs, not only of goodness of heart, but of strength of mind.
No man has a right in America to treat any other man tolerantly, for tolerance is the assumption of superiority.
Those who have the command of the arms in a country are masters of the state, and have it in their power to make what revolutions they please. Thus, there is no end to observations on the difference between the measures likely to be pursued by a minister backed by a standing army, and those of a court awed by the fear of an armed people.
Charlie Woman... woe-man... whoooa-man. She was a thief, you got to believe, she stole my heart and my cat. Judy, Betty, Josie and those hot Pussycats... they made me horny, on Saturday morning... girls of cartoo-ins will leave me in ruins... I want to to be Betty's Barney. Jane... get me off this crazy thing... called love.
It is common sense to take a method and try it. If it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something.
Society, my dear, is like salt water, good to swim in but hard to swallow.
Do not fall prey to the false belief that mastery and domination are synonymous with manliness.