If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
Despite the cost of living, it`s still popular.
No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn`t work anyway.
Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.
Always remember you`re unique, just like everyone else.
Quantum mechanics: The stuff dreams are made of.
Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.
It said `Insert disk #3`, but only two will fit.
I used to be indecisive
Exceptions prove the rule ... and wreck the budget.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
When everything`s coming your way, you`re in the wrong lane and driving against
He who never made a mistake never made a discovery.
Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.
Woman who ride bicycle in city pedal ass all over town.
Never take life seriously... Nobody gets out alive, anyway