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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day...

Hear and you forget

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Remember half the people you know are below average.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works...

Experience is something you don`t get until just after you need it....

It said `Insert disk #3`, but only two will fit.

Advice is free: The right answer will cost plenty.

A peacock who sits on his tail is just another turkey.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

Always remember you`re unique, just like everyone else.

Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy.

Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

When you`re finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play

It is never too late to be what you might have been.