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Never miss a good chance to shut up....

There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday...around age 11.

The believer is happy. The doubter is wise.

He who fishes in another man`s well often catches crab.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor.

If someone borrows $20.00 from you and you never see them again its probably worth it...

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire....

Two wrongs don`t make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them....

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

It is never too late to be what you might have been.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

I`ve taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send money.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.