Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
Originality is the art of concealing your sources.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.
Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Don`t be irreplaceable. If you can`t be replaced, you can`t be promoted...
Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
All good things in moderation ..... including moderation
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
It takes both sunshine and rain to make a rainbow.
Never knock on Death`s door:Ring the doorbell and run (he hates that).
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Man who fly plane upside down have crackup.
Generally speaking, you aren`t learning much when your lips are moving....
A day without sunshine is, like, night.
You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.
Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be