Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy.
You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.
If you tell the truth, you don`t have to remember anything. ...
Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.
If at first you don`t succeed, skydiving is not for you....
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together...
No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn`t work anyway.
Woman who ride bicycle in city pedal ass all over town.
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
My reality check just bounced.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Don`t be irreplaceable. If you can`t be replaced, you can`t be promoted...
Quantum mechanics: The stuff dreams are made of.
Help wanted telepathy: you know where to apply
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Support bacteria -- it`s the only culture some people have!
A girl`s best asset is her `lie`ability.
He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.