Man who eat prunes get good run for money.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit.
part of him is underground.
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
If you tell the truth, you don`t have to remember anything. ...
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges?
Quantum mechanics: The stuff dreams are made of.
Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness"....
It`s always darkest before dawn. So if you`re going to steal your neighbor`s newspaper, that`s the time to do it...
Anything free is worth what you pay for it
My reality check just bounced.
He who fishes in another man`s well often catches crab.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.