A Wise Man can see more from the bottom of a well than a Fool can see from the
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Where there`s a will ... I want to be in it.
Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down.
Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.
Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.
The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
Gene Police: YOU!! Out of the pool!
A day without sunshine is, like, night.
Never miss a good chance to shut up....
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
A ship in the harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.
Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
If at first you don`t succeed, skydiving is not for you....
Everything takes longer than you think.
The older you get, the better you realize you were.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.