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Never take life seriously... Nobody gets out alive, anyway

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

I`m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

The older you get, the better you realize you were.

Exceptions prove the rule ... and wreck the budget.

There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday...around age 11.

If you think nobody cares if you`re alive, try missing a couple of car payments....

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them you`re a mile away and you have their shoes...

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them....

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges?

Despite the cost of living, it`s still popular.

When everything`s coming your way, you`re in the wrong lane and driving against

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.

If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.

If someone borrows $20.00 from you and you never see them again its probably worth it...