If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
When you`re finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play
Generally speaking, you aren`t learning much when your lips are moving....
part of him is underground.
Stand on toilet, get high on pot.
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
He who eats to many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day...
Always remember you`re unique, just like everyone else.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness"....
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Where there`s a will ... I want to be in it.