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He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Nothing`s impossible for those who don`t have to do it.

It is never too late to be what you might have been.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

I`ve taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send money.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

All good things in moderation ..... including moderation

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you`ll have to catch up.

You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can`t make him think.

Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.

Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. ...

Never knock on Death`s door:Ring the doorbell and run (he hates that).

No one is listening until you fart. ...

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Experience is something you don`t get until just after you need it.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

Life is sexually transmitted.

Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it.