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Don`t worry

43.3% of statistics are meaningless!

No one is listening until you fart. ...

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works...

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our ass...then things get worse.

Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.

If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit.

Experience is something you don`t get until just after you need it.

A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.

When you`re finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play

Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

Anything free is worth what you pay for it

Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.

Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok..

Two wrongs don`t make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.

He who eats to many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.

If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.