Never take life seriously... Nobody gets out alive, anyway
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
I`m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
The older you get, the better you realize you were.
Exceptions prove the rule ... and wreck the budget.
There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday...around age 11.
If you think nobody cares if you`re alive, try missing a couple of car payments....
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them you`re a mile away and you have their shoes...
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them....
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges?
Despite the cost of living, it`s still popular.
When everything`s coming your way, you`re in the wrong lane and driving against
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.
If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
If someone borrows $20.00 from you and you never see them again its probably worth it...