A Wise Man can see more from the bottom of a well than a Fool can see from the
Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire....
Generally speaking, you aren`t learning much when your lips are moving....
Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be
If you think nobody cares if you`re alive, try missing a couple of car payments....
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato—
Experience is something you don`t get until just after you need it....
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn`t work anyway.
It`s lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
It`s always darkest before dawn. So if you`re going to steal your neighbor`s newspaper, that`s the time to do it...
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. ...
Hard work has a future payoff, laziness pays off now.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
A ship in the harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.
Gene Police: YOU!! Out of the pool!