Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.
Always remember you`re unique, just like everyone else.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night....
Two wrongs don`t make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.
|||||||//////__ __ __ __ __ The domino effect at work.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
A peacock who sits on his tail is just another turkey.
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
When everything`s coming your way, you`re in the wrong lane and driving against
Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you`ll have to catch up.
Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen.
You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can`t make him think.
Every solution breeds new problems.