Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
When you`re finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play
I`ve taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send money.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them....
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
A day without sunshine is, like, night.
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
When everything`s coming your way, you`re in the wrong lane and driving against
part of him is underground.
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it.
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
I doubt, therefore I might be.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges?
A peacock who sits on his tail is just another turkey.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.