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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them you`re a mile away and you have their shoes...

Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Exceptions prove the rule ... and wreck the budget.

Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

There are no short cuts to any place worth going.

Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit.

Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

Man who fly plane upside down have crackup.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day...

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

A peacock who sits on his tail is just another turkey.

Don`t worry

Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

shiftless bastard.

No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn`t work anyway.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.