I doubt, therefore I might be.
A closed mouth gathers no foot....
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day...
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
A girl`s best asset is her `lie`ability.
43.3% of statistics are meaningless!
Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.
Everything takes longer than you think.
Man who eat prunes get good run for money.
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Experience is something you don`t get until just after you need it....
A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato—