There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness"....
Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.
A day without sunshine is, like, night.
A closed mouth gathers no foot....
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
If you tell the truth, you don`t have to remember anything. ...
Never take life seriously... Nobody gets out alive, anyway
Support bacteria -- it`s the only culture some people have!
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
You`re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together...
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges?
Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy.
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works...