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Don`t be irreplaceable. If you can`t be replaced, you can`t be promoted...

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them....

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy.

Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive

Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.

Everything takes longer than you think.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works...

Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

The older you get, the better you realize you were.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

Life is sexually transmitted.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet....

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

It said `Insert disk #3`, but only two will fit.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.