When everything`s coming your way, you`re in the wrong lane and driving against
Squirrel who runs up woman`s leg not find nuts.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
When you`re finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play
Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Everything takes longer than you think.
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
Experience is something you don`t get until just after you need it....
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
He who fishes in another man`s well often catches crab.
A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato—
Remember half the people you know are below average.
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
It`s always darkest before dawn. So if you`re going to steal your neighbor`s newspaper, that`s the time to do it...
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Anything free is worth what you pay for it