If at first you don`t succeed, skydiving is not for you....
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works...
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
No one is listening until you fart. ...
When you`re finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play
A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato—
You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can`t make him think.
Oh, no! Not ANOTHER learning experience!
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Never take life seriously... Nobody gets out alive, anyway
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them you`re a mile away and you have their shoes...
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Don`t be irreplaceable. If you can`t be replaced, you can`t be promoted...
A peacock who sits on his tail is just another turkey.
Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.
There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday...around age 11.
Woman who ride bicycle in city pedal ass all over town.