part of him is underground.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night....
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
It takes both sunshine and rain to make a rainbow.
|||||||//////__ __ __ __ __ The domino effect at work.
Stand on toilet, get high on pot.
Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom.
If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit.
The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato—
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. ...
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
Nothing`s impossible for those who don`t have to do it.
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
Always remember you`re unique, just like everyone else.
No one is listening until you fart. ...
I`m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
A day without sunshine is, like, night.