Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy.
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
part of him is underground.
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.
Gene Police: YOU!! Out of the pool!
A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato—
A Wise Man can see more from the bottom of a well than a Fool can see from the
If at first you don`t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
The hand that turneth the knob, opens the door..
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire....
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
43.3% of statistics are meaningless!
Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok..