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When everything`s coming your way, you`re in the wrong lane and driving against

Squirrel who runs up woman`s leg not find nuts.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

When you`re finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play

Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Everything takes longer than you think.

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

Experience is something you don`t get until just after you need it....

A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.

He who fishes in another man`s well often catches crab.

A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato—

Remember half the people you know are below average.

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

It`s always darkest before dawn. So if you`re going to steal your neighbor`s newspaper, that`s the time to do it...

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Anything free is worth what you pay for it