Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
My reality check just bounced.
The older you get, the better you realize you were.
Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok..
43.3% of statistics are meaningless!
Man who fly plane upside down have crackup.
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
I used to be indecisive
Where there`s a will ... I want to be in it.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
Squirrel who runs up woman`s leg not find nuts.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
He who never made a mistake never made a discovery.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Two wrongs don`t make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.
He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.