Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it.
When you`re finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play
Every solution breeds new problems.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
Never take life seriously... Nobody gets out alive, anyway
There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday...around age 11.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness"....
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
Support bacteria -- it`s the only culture some people have!
Hear and you forget
The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
All good things in moderation ..... including moderation
Anything free is worth what you pay for it
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down.