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I used to be indecisive

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.

There are no short cuts to any place worth going.

Never knock on Death`s door:Ring the doorbell and run (he hates that).

Sex is like air. It`s not important unless you aren`t getting any...

Don`t be irreplaceable. If you can`t be replaced, you can`t be promoted...

If someone borrows $20.00 from you and you never see them again its probably worth it...

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

Man who eat prunes get good run for money.

No one is listening until you fart. ...

Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

Gene Police: YOU!! Out of the pool!

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

The believer is happy. The doubter is wise.

You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can`t make him think.