Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
A ship in the harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.
Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
If you think nobody cares if you`re alive, try missing a couple of car payments....
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
He who eats to many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
My reality check just bounced.
Never take life seriously... Nobody gets out alive, anyway
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
There are no short cuts to any place worth going.
Don`t be irreplaceable. If you can`t be replaced, you can`t be promoted...
A peacock who sits on his tail is just another turkey.
The hand that turneth the knob, opens the door..
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.
Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.