part of him is underground.
It takes both sunshine and rain to make a rainbow.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously....
You never test the depth of a river with both feet.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
traffic.
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There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works...
Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.
A Wise Man can see more from the bottom of a well than a Fool can see from the
Don`t worry
Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn`t work anyway.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day...
top of a mountain. .