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All good things in moderation ..... including moderation

Gene Police: YOU!! Out of the pool!

part of him is underground.

Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

top of a mountain. .

Always remember you`re unique. Just like everyone else...

Generally speaking, you aren`t learning much when your lips are moving....

Remember half the people you know are below average.

The older you get, the better you realize you were.

Oh, no! Not ANOTHER learning experience!

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.

When you`re finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play

No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously....

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.

It said `Insert disk #3`, but only two will fit.