Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
I`ve taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send money.
Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor.
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Hard work has a future payoff, laziness pays off now.
When everything`s coming your way, you`re in the wrong lane and driving against
Man who fly plane upside down have crackup.
You`re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
I doubt, therefore I might be.
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
Gene Police: YOU!! Out of the pool!
He who eats to many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
Never take life seriously... Nobody gets out alive, anyway
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you`ll have to catch up.
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok..
Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.