A day without sunshine is, like, night.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit.
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works...
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. ...
Quantum mechanics: The stuff dreams are made of.
If you tell the truth, you don`t have to remember anything. ...
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato—
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
You never test the depth of a river with both feet.
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
It takes both sunshine and rain to make a rainbow.
Don`t take life too seriously, you won`t get out alive.