You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our ass...then things get worse.
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato—
Man who eat prunes get good run for money.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night....
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Despite the cost of living, it`s still popular.
You never test the depth of a river with both feet.
It`s always darkest before dawn. So if you`re going to steal your neighbor`s newspaper, that`s the time to do it...
Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be
43.3% of statistics are meaningless!
There are no short cuts to any place worth going.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket....
Help wanted telepathy: you know where to apply
There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness"....
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
Man who fly plane upside down have crackup.
All good things in moderation ..... including moderation