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Are you a tamale? `Cause you`re hot.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?

When God made you, he was showing off.

You must be going to hell cause it must be a sin to look that good.

Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can`t you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald`s, you would be McGorgeous.

I`m addicted to yes, and I`m allergic to no. So what`s it gonna be?

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

If you were a library book, I would check you out.

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

I`ve been noticing you not noticing me.

I never thought that heaven would be so close to me"

Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there`s nothing else like you!

If beauty were sunlight, you`d shine from a million light-years away.

When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.