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Does Levi`s pay you for wearing those and looking that good?

I`m feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?

You`re so hot you would make the devil sweat.

I`ve been noticing you not noticing me.

There aren`t enough "O"`s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you are.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it`s just a sparkle.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Please don`t go or else I will have to make a report to the cops....u stole my heart

Hi, I`m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

What`s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can`t you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

Your dad must have been retarded, `cuz you are special.

Does my breath smell okay?

Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you`d be guilty as charged!

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

It must be dark outside. `Cause all the sunshine in the world is right here.

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he`s missing an angel!