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Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it`s just a sparkle.

Do you know karate? `Cause your body is really kickin`.

I`m not really this tall....I`m standing on my wallet.

I must be in heaven because I`m standing next to you!

Hi, I`m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can`t you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?

I envy your lipstick.

When God made you, he was showing off.

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

Baby, you`re the next contestant in the game of love.

If you were a laser, you`d be set on "stunning".

Baby, you`re so sweet, you put Hershey`s outta business.

Ok, I`m here, what do you want for your next wish?

I think I must be dying because I`m looking at Heaven.

Oh no, I`m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!

Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Is your daddy a thief because he stole the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Hey, somebody farted. Let`s get out of here.