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Really like your peaches and I wanna shake your tree.

What would you do if I kissed you right now?

So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?

I`ve been noticing you not noticing me.

You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

If you were a library book, I would check you out.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you`d be guilty as charged!

Is your name Gillette? Because you`re the best a man can get

Does my breath smell okay?

Baby did you fart, `cause you blow me away!

Ever since I met you, you`ve lived in my heart without paying any rent.

If water were beauty you`d be the ocean.

It must be dark outside. `Cause all the sunshine in the world is right here.

Are you a tamale? `Cause you`re hot.

Say, didn`t we go to different schools together?

Baby, if you were words on a page, you`d be what they call fine print

Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can`t you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?

If a star fell for every time i thought of you, the sky would be empty.

If beauty were sunlight, you`d shine from a million light-years away.

Hello, I`m a thief, and I`m here to steal your heart.