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You must be going to hell cause it must be a sin to look that good.

I saw you, I had an asthma attack because you took my breath away!

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

I`m addicted to yes, and I`m allergic to no. So what`s it gonna be?

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he`s missing an angel!

Do you know karate? `Cause your body is really kickin`.

If a star fell for every time i thought of you, the sky would be empty.

I must be in heaven because I`m standing next to you!

It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us.

Is your name Gillette? Because you`re the best a man can get

All this could be yours for one low, low price!

It must be dark outside. `Cause all the sunshine in the world is right here.

Really like your peaches and I wanna shake your tree.

Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there`s nothing else like you!

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can`t you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?

I`m feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!

Say, didn`t we go to different schools together?