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My name isn`t Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

Really like your peaches and I wanna shake your tree.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You`re making the other women look really bad.

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

What`s the name of your perfume? "Catch of the Day?"

I must be in heaven because I`m standing next to you!

Oh no, I`m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!

You look like a big glass of water and I sure am thirsty!

Ok, I`m here, what do you want for your next wish?

Got me? I`ll do your body good.

If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I`d pour all my love onto you.

I`m addicted to yes, and I`m allergic to no. So what`s it gonna be?

What`s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it`s not coming off!

Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there`s nothing else like you!

I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I`ll stop loving you.

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

I saw you, I had an asthma attack because you took my breath away!

You are the hottest thing since sunburn.