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I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us.

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

Excuse me, I`m looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?

Baby, you`re the next contestant in the game of love.

Excuse me, I`d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.

Hey, somebody farted. Let`s get out of here.

If you were a laser, you`d be set on "stunning".

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

Your daddy must be a terrorist, because baby- you da bomb!

What`s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

Coffee? Tea? Me?

Got me? I`ll do your body good.

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

Is your name Gillette? Because you`re the best a man can get

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

I`m addicted to yes, and I`m allergic to no. So what`s it gonna be?

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

Please don`t go or else I will have to make a report to the cops....u stole my heart