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Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel.

Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

Great choice of clothes, they match the trim in my BMW

I`m not really this tall....I`m standing on my wallet.

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

You`re so hot you would make the devil sweat.

Baby did you fart, `cause you blow me away!

You are a 9.9999. You`d be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

I must be a snowflake, `cuz I`ve fallen for you.

Excuse me, I`d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.

Say, didn`t we go to different schools together?

If God made anything more pretty, I`m sure he`d keep it for himself.

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

I must be in heaven because I`m standing next to you!

Please don`t go or else I will have to make a report to the cops....u stole my heart

If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I`d pour all my love onto you.

I`m looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?