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When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world

Do you have room in your life for another friend?

I`m addicted to yes, and I`m allergic to no. So what`s it gonna be?

When God made you, he was showing off.

Coffee? Tea? Me?

It must be dark outside. `Cause all the sunshine in the world is right here.

Ever since I met you, you`ve lived in my heart without paying any rent.

If beauty were time, you`d be an eternity.

There aren`t enough "O"`s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you are.

Got me? I`ll do your body good.

Please don`t go or else I will have to make a report to the cops....u stole my heart

If a star fell for every time i thought of you, the sky would be empty.

Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess(or prince) like you.

Baby did you fart, `cause you blow me away!

You look beautiful today, just like every other day.

You`re like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

Is your name Gillette? Because you`re the best a man can get

I`ve been noticing you not noticing me.

If you were a library book, I would check you out.

Hi, my name`s Right...Mr. Right.