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If you were a library book, I would check you out.

I saw you, I had an asthma attack because you took my breath away!

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

If a star fell for every time i thought of you, the sky would be empty.

I`m not really this tall....I`m standing on my wallet.

Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

I`m looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?

Hi, my name`s Right...Mr. Right.

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

What`s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

Great choice of clothes, they match the trim in my BMW

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I`ve been searching for!

Oh no, I`m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!

Coffee? Tea? Me?

If beauty were time, you`d be an eternity.

Do you know karate? `Cause your body is really kickin`.

You`re like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.