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You are a 9.9999. You`d be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?

Hello, I`m a thief, and I`m here to steal your heart.

Oh no, I`m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!

When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world

If God made anything more pretty, I`m sure he`d keep it for himself.

Baby, you`re so sweet, you put Hershey`s outta business.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

All this could be yours for one low, low price!

Baby, if you were words on a page, you`d be what they call fine print

Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it`s just a sparkle.

Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.

When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.

Ever since I met you, you`ve lived in my heart without paying any rent.

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I`ve been searching for!

If water were beauty you`d be the ocean.

I envy your lipstick.

Got me? I`ll do your body good.

What`s the name of your perfume? "Catch of the Day?"