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Oh no, I`m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?

There aren`t enough "O"`s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you are.

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

I think I must be dying because I`m looking at Heaven.

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

What`s the name of your perfume? "Catch of the Day?"

Excuse me, I`m looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?

Baby, if you were words on a page, you`d be what they call fine print

My name isn`t Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

You are a 9.9999. You`d be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I`ll stop loving you.

I`m feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?

Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel.

I`m not really this tall....I`m standing on my wallet.