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Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

You look like a big glass of water and I sure am thirsty!

Oh no, I`m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!

Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

It must be dark outside. `Cause all the sunshine in the world is right here.

Great choice of clothes, they match the trim in my BMW

Ok, I`m here, what do you want for your next wish?

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.

Is your daddy a thief because he stole the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

If a star fell for every time i thought of you, the sky would be empty.

When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.

You are so sweet...I`m getting a toothache just looking at you...

Is your name Gillette? Because you`re the best a man can get

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you`d be guilty as charged!

Hey, somebody farted. Let`s get out of here.