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Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

What`s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it`s not coming off!

You look beautiful today, just like every other day.

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

Coffee? Tea? Me?

Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.

If water were beauty you`d be the ocean.

If God made anything more pretty, I`m sure he`d keep it for himself.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you`d be guilty as charged!

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

I never thought that heaven would be so close to me"

Baby, if you were words on a page, you`d be what they call fine print

If you were a laser, you`d be set on "stunning".

You are so sweet...I`m getting a toothache just looking at you...

Baby did you fart, `cause you blow me away!

Does Levi`s pay you for wearing those and looking that good?

Do you have room in your life for another friend?

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I`ve been searching for!

If a star fell for every time i thought of you, the sky would be empty.