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Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

You look beautiful today, just like every other day.

Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel.

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I`d pour all my love onto you.

It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he`s missing an angel!

You`re so hot you would make the devil sweat.

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

Baby did you fart, `cause you blow me away!

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there`s nothing else like you!

You must be going to hell cause it must be a sin to look that good.

I`m not really this tall....I`m standing on my wallet.

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?