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Do you know karate? `Cause your body is really kickin`.

Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us.

You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

I think I must be dying because I`m looking at Heaven.

It`s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

If a star fell for every time i thought of you, the sky would be empty.

You are the hottest thing since sunburn.

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

If you were a laser, you`d be set on "stunning".

Do you have room in your life for another friend?

Excuse me, I`d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.

If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I`d pour all my love onto you.

I must be a snowflake, `cuz I`ve fallen for you.

What would you do if I kissed you right now?

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

If beauty were a grain of sand, you`d be a million beaches.

Please don`t go or else I will have to make a report to the cops....u stole my heart