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Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

I never thought that heaven would be so close to me"

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

Is your daddy a thief because he stole the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes

I saw you, I had an asthma attack because you took my breath away!

You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!

I`m looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?

If you were a laser, you`d be set on "stunning".

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he`s missing an angel!

If you were a library book, I would check you out.

If water were beauty you`d be the ocean.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you`d be what they call fine print

Do you have room in your life for another friend?

You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

You are a 9.9999. You`d be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can`t you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it`s just a sparkle.

Oh no, I`m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!