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What time do you have to be back in heaven?

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

Does Levi`s pay you for wearing those and looking that good?

I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I`ll stop loving you.

Hi, my name`s Right...Mr. Right.

You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I`ve been searching for!

You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!

There aren`t enough "O"`s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you are.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

Coffee? Tea? Me?

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

Say, didn`t we go to different schools together?

It`s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

Baby, you`re so sweet, you put Hershey`s outta business.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald`s, you would be McGorgeous.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it`s just a sparkle.

Is your daddy a thief because he stole the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes

I must be in heaven because I`m standing next to you!

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You`re making the other women look really bad.