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Is your daddy a thief because he stole the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

What would you do if I kissed you right now?

You must be going to hell cause it must be a sin to look that good.

If beauty were sunlight, you`d shine from a million light-years away.

You look beautiful today, just like every other day.

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

If a star fell for every time i thought of you, the sky would be empty.

Ever since I met you, you`ve lived in my heart without paying any rent.

I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I`ll stop loving you.

If God made anything more pretty, I`m sure he`d keep it for himself.

I`ve been noticing you not noticing me.

Hey, don`t frown - you`ll never know who might be falling in love with your smile.

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

When God made you, he was showing off.

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he`s missing an angel!

Hey, somebody farted. Let`s get out of here.

Does my breath smell okay?

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

Oh no, I`m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!