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Do you have room in your life for another friend?

What`s the name of your perfume? "Catch of the Day?"

It`s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

Hi, I`m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I`ll stop loving you.

Hey, haven`t I seen you before? I remember, it was in my dreams!

Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess(or prince) like you.

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

It must be dark outside. `Cause all the sunshine in the world is right here.

What`s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

Oooh, you`re lookin` fine. Not in the good way, in the "you`ll do" way.

Do you know karate? `Cause your body is really kickin`.

When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.

Got me? I`ll do your body good.

Great choice of clothes, they match the trim in my BMW

I`m looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?

I`m addicted to yes, and I`m allergic to no. So what`s it gonna be?

Please don`t go or else I will have to make a report to the cops....u stole my heart

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.