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I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

You are so sweet...I`m getting a toothache just looking at you...

I think I must be dying because I`m looking at Heaven.

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You`re making the other women look really bad.

If beauty were sunlight, you`d shine from a million light-years away.

Ok, I`m here, what do you want for your next wish?

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

You`re like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

Does Levi`s pay you for wearing those and looking that good?

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Hi, I`m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Baby did you fart, `cause you blow me away!

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he`s missing an angel!

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

I`ve been noticing you not noticing me.

I envy your lipstick.

Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?

Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.

Do you have room in your life for another friend?