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Please don`t go or else I will have to make a report to the cops....u stole my heart

Baby, you`re so sweet, you put Hershey`s outta business.

Hey, haven`t I seen you before? I remember, it was in my dreams!

Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there`s nothing else like you!

Do you have room in your life for another friend?

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Hey, don`t I know you? Yeah, you`re the girl/guy with the beautiful smile.

I must be a snowflake, `cuz I`ve fallen for you.

Does my breath smell okay?

You`re like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

What`s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it`s not coming off!

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

I`m looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?

Do you know karate? `Cause your body is really kickin`.

Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I`ll stop loving you.

What`s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

If beauty were sunlight, you`d shine from a million light-years away.

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

Hey, somebody farted. Let`s get out of here.