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Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You`re making the other women look really bad.

You are the hottest thing since sunburn.

Oh no, I`m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!

You look like a big glass of water and I sure am thirsty!

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can`t you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

What would you do if I kissed you right now?

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.

Is your name Gillette? Because you`re the best a man can get

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

If beauty were time, you`d be an eternity.

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Hey, don`t I know you? Yeah, you`re the girl/guy with the beautiful smile.

Excuse me, I`d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.

Does my breath smell okay?