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Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you`d be guilty as charged!

Don`t you know me from somewhere?

I envy your lipstick.

When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.

Is your name Gillette? Because you`re the best a man can get

Hi, I`m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you`d be what they call fine print

I saw you, I had an asthma attack because you took my breath away!

If you were a library book, I would check you out.

So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?

Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can`t you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?

Say, didn`t we go to different schools together?

What`s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it`s not coming off!

You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel.

You are so sweet...I`m getting a toothache just looking at you...

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I`ll stop loving you.