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If beauty were sunlight, you`d shine from a million light-years away.

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

If beauty were a grain of sand, you`d be a million beaches.

Excuse me, I`m looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?

It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us.

If a star fell for every time i thought of you, the sky would be empty.

I`ve been noticing you not noticing me.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Your dad must have been retarded, `cuz you are special.

You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!

What`s the name of your perfume? "Catch of the Day?"

Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.

I`m not really this tall....I`m standing on my wallet.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it`s just a sparkle.

Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?