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Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he`s missing an angel!

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Don`t you know me from somewhere?

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I`ve been searching for!

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

Do you have room in your life for another friend?

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Are you a tamale? `Cause you`re hot.

Oh no, I`m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!

What`s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it`s not coming off!

Say, didn`t we go to different schools together?

Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.

My name isn`t Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

Hey, haven`t I seen you before? I remember, it was in my dreams!

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

I`m feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?

You are the hottest thing since sunburn.

Excuse me, I`m looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?

Does my breath smell okay?