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Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you`d be guilty as charged!

Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess(or prince) like you.

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?

When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

Your daddy must be a terrorist, because baby- you da bomb!

My name isn`t Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

Got me? I`ll do your body good.

Do you know karate? `Cause your body is really kickin`.

I must be a snowflake, `cuz I`ve fallen for you.

Say, didn`t we go to different schools together?

Baby, if you were words on a page, you`d be what they call fine print

I never thought that heaven would be so close to me"

Don`t you know me from somewhere?

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I`ve been searching for!

Are you a tamale? `Cause you`re hot.

Hello, I`m a thief, and I`m here to steal your heart.