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It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us.

I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I`ll stop loving you.

I`m feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?

When God made you, he was showing off.

It`s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

Coffee? Tea? Me?

I`ve been noticing you not noticing me.

Don`t you know me from somewhere?

When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?

If a star fell for every time i thought of you, the sky would be empty.

If beauty were time, you`d be an eternity.

Hey, somebody farted. Let`s get out of here.

My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.

There aren`t enough "O"`s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you are.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you`d be what they call fine print

I must be a snowflake, `cuz I`ve fallen for you.

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

Your daddy must be a terrorist, because baby- you da bomb!