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If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

I`m feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?

If you were a laser, you`d be set on "stunning".

You are the hottest thing since sunburn.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

Hey, somebody farted. Let`s get out of here.

I think I must be dying because I`m looking at Heaven.

Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there`s nothing else like you!

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel.

Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.

I`ve been noticing you not noticing me.

Hello, I`m a thief, and I`m here to steal your heart.

When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.

If beauty were time, you`d be an eternity.

Hey, don`t I know you? Yeah, you`re the girl/guy with the beautiful smile.

You are a 9.9999. You`d be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

I never thought that heaven would be so close to me"

Baby, you`re the next contestant in the game of love.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you`d be what they call fine print