It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us.
I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I`ll stop loving you.
I`m feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?
When God made you, he was showing off.
It`s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
Coffee? Tea? Me?
I`ve been noticing you not noticing me.
Don`t you know me from somewhere?
When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?
If a star fell for every time i thought of you, the sky would be empty.
If beauty were time, you`d be an eternity.
Hey, somebody farted. Let`s get out of here.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
There aren`t enough "O"`s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you are.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you`d be what they call fine print
I must be a snowflake, `cuz I`ve fallen for you.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Your daddy must be a terrorist, because baby- you da bomb!