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Got me? I`ll do your body good.

I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I`ll stop loving you.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

It must be dark outside. `Cause all the sunshine in the world is right here.

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

Oh no, I`m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!

I`m not really this tall....I`m standing on my wallet.

It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us.

My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

Do you know karate? `Cause your body is really kickin`.

When God made you, he was showing off.

Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?

Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?

Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

My name isn`t Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.