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Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

Is your name Gillette? Because you`re the best a man can get

I must be in heaven because I`m standing next to you!

What`s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it`s not coming off!

It`s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!

Baby, you`re the next contestant in the game of love.

Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there`s nothing else like you!

Ever since I met you, you`ve lived in my heart without paying any rent.

Excuse me, I`d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.

If beauty were a grain of sand, you`d be a million beaches.

It must be dark outside. `Cause all the sunshine in the world is right here.

If you were a laser, you`d be set on "stunning".

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

If beauty were time, you`d be an eternity.

When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world

When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.

You look like a big glass of water and I sure am thirsty!

Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can`t you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?