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Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?

I must be a snowflake, `cuz I`ve fallen for you.

Does my breath smell okay?

If God made anything more pretty, I`m sure he`d keep it for himself.

I never thought that heaven would be so close to me"

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

Does Levi`s pay you for wearing those and looking that good?

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

I envy your lipstick.

Do you know karate? `Cause your body is really kickin`.

Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel.

It`s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

Excuse me, I`m looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?

What`s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it`s not coming off!

All this could be yours for one low, low price!

I saw you, I had an asthma attack because you took my breath away!

Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.

My name isn`t Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.