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Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I`ll stop loving you.

Got me? I`ll do your body good.

I envy your lipstick.

You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!

My name isn`t Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

It must be dark outside. `Cause all the sunshine in the world is right here.

Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there`s nothing else like you!

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

You are the hottest thing since sunburn.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

I`m addicted to yes, and I`m allergic to no. So what`s it gonna be?

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

I`m feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?

If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I`d pour all my love onto you.

Oh no, I`m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!

Don`t you know me from somewhere?

Great choice of clothes, they match the trim in my BMW

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.