Dr. Evil You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, what do I pay you people for, honestly Throw me a bone here
I have no expectation of making a hit every time I come to bat. What I seek is the highest possible batting average.
Follow your inclinations with due regard to the policeman round the corner.
The rich are different from you and me because they have more credit.
Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath.
It is a pain in the ass waiting around for someone to try to kill you.
There are new words now that excuse everybody. Give me the good old days of heroes and villains. the people you can bravo or hiss. There was a truth to them that all the slick credulity of today cannot touch.
There are children playing in the street who could solve some of my top problems in physics, because they have modes of sensory perception that I lost long ago.
I pray thee cease thy counsel, Which falls into mine ears as profitless as water in a sieve.
Lloyd When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her.
Don't think you are going to conceal thoughts by concealing evidence that they ever existed.
But I have always liked bird dogs better than kennel-fed dogs myself--you know, one that will get out and hunt for food rather than sit on his fanny and yell.
I'm hard-nosed about luck. I think it sucks. Yeah, if you spend seven years looking for a job as a copywriter, and then one day somebody gives you a job, you can say, Gee, I was lucky I happened to go up there today. But, dammit, I was going to go up there sooner or later in the next seventy years. If you're persistent in trying and doing and working, you almost make your own fortune.
Life is just a bowl of pits.
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction.
Human nature constitutes a part of the evidence in every case.
The goal of revival is conformity to the image of Christ, not imitation of animals.
The advice of friends must be received with a judicious reserve we must not give ourselves up to it and follow it blindly, whether right or wrong.
Love is blind friendship closes its eyes.
The outer conditions of a person's life will always be found to reflect their inner beliefs.